Stikzastlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome pig.

Stikzastlarp created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikzastlarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikzastlarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stikzastlarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikzastlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.