Cidhivzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, strong slug.

Cidhivzim created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Cidhivzim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidhivzim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cidhivzim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cidhivzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Feed all hungry bats.