Zidbassran is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish sheep.

Zidbassran created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zidbassran, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zidbassran, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zidbassran's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zidbassran's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Zidbassran's priests.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not laugh in public.