Jadcebwon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Jadcebwon created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcebwon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jadcebwon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadcebwon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jadcebwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never go into orange rooms.