Pitzigdob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring elephant.

Pitzigdob created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitzigdob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pitzigdob, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pitzigdob's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pitzigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide from blue sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear white clothing.