Yamvad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured coyote.

Yamvad created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yamvad, she will turn you into a duck.

Yamvad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear violet shirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamvad.

5. Run away if four capybaras approach from the north.