Rulbimbot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient newt.

Rulbimbot created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbimbot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulbimbot, it will turn you into a tree.

Rulbimbot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rulbimbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Rulbimbot loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.