Rawrullcan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking skunk.

Rawrullcan created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawrullcan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawrullcan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rawrullcan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rawrullcan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rawrullcan.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Run away from gray turtles, for they are unholy.