Larpbedhin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective squirrel.

Larpbedhin created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpbedhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpbedhin, it will be very sad.

Larpbedhin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Larpbedhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about dogs.