Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, two-faced dove.

Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rillmaddumwan Narfunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.