Sinloop Raplist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional centipede.

Sinloop Raplist created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinloop Raplist, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinloop Raplist, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sinloop Raplist's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sinloop Raplist's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinloop Raplist.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing brown stockings.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.