Zigbuskincar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable butterfly.

Zigbuskincar created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbuskincar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zigbuskincar, he will be very sad.

Zigbuskincar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zigbuskincar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide if four eagles approach from the south.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the north.