Tapcedlag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish hydra.

Tapcedlag created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapcedlag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tapcedlag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tapcedlag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tapcedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tapcedlag.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed bread to sheep while wearing violet shorts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.