Straggungep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient hamster.

Straggungep created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Straggungep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Straggungep, she will be very sad.

Straggungep's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Straggungep's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near ducks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Straggungep.
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