Sadlegfun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever turtle.

Sadlegfun created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlegfun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadlegfun, she will cry a lot.

Sadlegfun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sadlegfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never feed gooseberries to cats while wearing green scarves.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Pray towards the north.