Dotmansab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless coyote.

Dotmansab created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotmansab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotmansab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dotmansab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dotmansab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.