Hattigban is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable ant.

Hattigban created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hattigban, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hattigban, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hattigban's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hattigban's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at black holes.