Mumtinmit Hugrilltail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil dryad.

Mumtinmit Hugrilltail created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtinmit Hugrilltail, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumtinmit Hugrilltail, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mumtinmit Hugrilltail's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mumtinmit Hugrilltail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Mumtinmit Hugrilltail.

3. Mumtinmit Hugrilltail loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.