Cidrigpark is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak mongoose.

Cidrigpark created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidrigpark, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidrigpark, it will not invite you to parties.

Cidrigpark's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cidrigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidrigpark.

5. Never think about cell theory.