Rilfosstunzog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak grasshopper.

Rilfosstunzog created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Rilfosstunzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilfosstunzog, he will think nothing of it.

Rilfosstunzog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rilfosstunzog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Rilfosstunzog on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. You must never eat corn.
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