Limstragwon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud wyvern.

Limstragwon created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limstragwon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limstragwon, she will turn you into a snail.

Limstragwon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Limstragwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the west.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limstragwon.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.