Gumlunflislen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable horse.

Gumlunflislen created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumlunflislen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumlunflislen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gumlunflislen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gumlunflislen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gumlunflislen first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.