Renpodpib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident otter.

Renpodpib created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renpodpib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renpodpib, it will strike you with lightening.

Renpodpib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Renpodpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.