Donvad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful crocodile.

Donvad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Donvad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Donvad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Donvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Donvad.

5. Always help cats.