Legsandrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud fish.

Legsandrag created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legsandrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legsandrag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Legsandrag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Legsandrag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help bats.