Midvegnurtfag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Midvegnurtfag created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midvegnurtfag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Midvegnurtfag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Midvegnurtfag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Midvegnurtfag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Run away from black tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Midvegnurtfag.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Feed all hungry otters.