Xenpitbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient meerkat.

Xenpitbiss created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenpitbiss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenpitbiss, he will turn you into a tree.

Xenpitbiss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xenpitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.