Zenquillgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing toad.

Zenquillgeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenquillgeb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenquillgeb, it will come to you in dreams.

Zenquillgeb's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zenquillgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.