Benwotfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong duck.

Benwotfeb created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benwotfeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benwotfeb, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Benwotfeb's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Benwotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Benwotfeb's name in vain.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Benwotfeb on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.