Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered pigeon.

Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak, he will send you a sign.

Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Podjigcem Gidnillgonrak's name in vain.

5. Never wear pink shoes.