Xinstandin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured armadillo.

Xinstandin created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinstandin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xinstandin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xinstandin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xinstandin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.