Nadratham is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Nadratham created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadratham, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadratham, he will be very unhappy.

Nadratham's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nadratham's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.