Ratomtwod Armliknill is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow seal.

Ratomtwod Armliknill created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratomtwod Armliknill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ratomtwod Armliknill, it will be very sad.

Ratomtwod Armliknill's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ratomtwod Armliknill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ratomtwod Armliknill on top of all buildings.

2. Ratomtwod Armliknill loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never hurt squirrels.