Rawxuckfod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring scorpion.

Rawxuckfod created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawxuckfod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawxuckfod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rawxuckfod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rawxuckfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Do not take Rawxuckfod's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.