Latpogsug is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart butterfly.

Latpogsug created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Latpogsug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latpogsug, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latpogsug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Latpogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Latpogsug.