Mipnatdib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent goat.

Mipnatdib created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipnatdib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipnatdib, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mipnatdib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mipnatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Mipnatdib on top of important buildings.