Bennurwab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish wolf.

Bennurwab created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennurwab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bennurwab, he will ignore you.

Bennurwab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bennurwab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bennurwab on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at asteroids.