Camjapnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome hare.

Camjapnurl created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camjapnurl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camjapnurl, it will be mildly annoyed.

Camjapnurl's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Camjapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.