Botfatwap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent hummingbird.

Botfatwap created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botfatwap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botfatwap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Botfatwap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Botfatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.