Komvabdubpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful gorilla.

Komvabdubpang created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komvabdubpang, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komvabdubpang, he will turn you into a hamster.

Komvabdubpang's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Komvabdubpang's Holy Commandments

1. Komvabdubpang loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Komvabdubpang loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Komvabdubpang.