Sanyakdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest chinchilla.

Sanyakdog created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanyakdog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sanyakdog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sanyakdog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sanyakdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sanyakdog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.