Cathimvan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody hummingbird.

Cathimvan created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cathimvan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cathimvan, he will turn you into a duck.

Cathimvan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cathimvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Cathimvan on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cathimvan.