Arprulldid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful centipede.

Arprulldid created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arprulldid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arprulldid, she will think nothing of it.

Arprulldid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Arprulldid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back brown.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Retreat if three doves approach from the west.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.