Canrowstik is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong giraffe.

Canrowstik created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Canrowstik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Canrowstik, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Canrowstik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Canrowstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not hurt ants.