Pakhubtamxin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong hydra.

Pakhubtamxin created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakhubtamxin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pakhubtamxin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pakhubtamxin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pakhubtamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if five bats approach from the north.

5. Never paint your legs black.