Nadstikcun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless duck.

Nadstikcun created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadstikcun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadstikcun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nadstikcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nadstikcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Nadstikcun loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.