Pidlapquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil giraffe.

Pidlapquill created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidlapquill, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidlapquill, she will not care at all.

Pidlapquill's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pidlapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Hide from red ants for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.