Pangwigkenfem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented pigeon.

Pangwigkenfem created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangwigkenfem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangwigkenfem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pangwigkenfem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pangwigkenfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.