Hivbastfod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic goblin.

Hivbastfod created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivbastfod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivbastfod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hivbastfod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hivbastfod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.