Motlarpjattarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, vain otter.

Motlarpjattarp created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motlarpjattarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motlarpjattarp, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Motlarpjattarp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Motlarpjattarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Motlarpjattarp on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never talk about cell theory.